We Defy

In the spirit of Tommy Attaway’s book, We Defy, with the shots from Ruby Ridge still ringing in our ears, and the smoke of Mount Carmel in our nostrils, Americans are now mourning the death of Robert (LaVoy) Finicum. The “militants” act of rebellion was the simple commanding of a building to make a statement of civil disobedience that the government could not tolerate. This is the benchmark of an out of control, oppressive regime. A system so unconstitutional that even the slightest resistance is met by violence, and murder, when needed.
Remember back when Michael Brown was killed? We got to see all those people in the streets raising their hands in the air as a symbol of government oppression. Mr. Finicum’s hands really were in the air! His hands were in the air when the Feds shot him in the face. How dangerous was this Temple Mormon to the United States power brokers? How bad did they need that building in the winter?
My sympathies extend to the family. While the controversy swirls around the events at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, the family has to claim the body. Most likely it is being autopsied to ascertain the “cause of death,” with the appropriate artistic efforts of the FBI, CIA, NSA, and any other department trying to change the trajectory of the bullet just like they had to do with the body of John F. Kennedy when it became difficult to explain how a bullet could not fly backwards! What gets me is they aren’t even good liars. They never are. They have the guns. They would love it if we didn’t have guns, unfortunately some fellas back in 1776 held a trump card that the Gestapo simply can’t get around, and it’s damn well time we used it!
Yeah, I really did just say that. We DEFY! If one man stands up, he dies. If a nation stands up, THEY die! Calm down. If the sufficient amount of force shows in a confrontation with these bullies, they will do what bullies always do. . . run! They ran when they rustled Cliven Bundy’s cattle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just said that, too. The all-powerful federal government, with more fiat money than God actually stooped to stealing an old man’s cows. Where is Judge Roy Bean when we need him?
The Main Stream Media? Oh, don’t get me started. While writing this article I went to ABC News (I knew better) to get correct spellings of names, locations, and such. NADA! Couldn’t prove Robert Finicum ever lived! Lead story there. Some punk called Ethan Couch is being brought back to Texas. The funny thing is that he’ll draw a bigger crowd at the airport than Hillary did last week, and surely more than the Fox Debate sans Donald Trump!
This is not a funny story, people. An old man just got shot in the face as he raised his arms by your government. The news entities charged with reporting unbiased information gets its marching orders from an unelected bureaucracy on your dime, and it’s not even a real dime. It’s a dime pressed by some off shore bunch of illuminati who own the government that thinks it owns you! They didn’t own Robert Finicum. God owned him, and at the proper time he was called home. In the darkness of Oregon, Robert Finicum became yet one more Patriot who was called to step across William Barrett Travis’ line in the sand. Rest in peace Mr. Finicum, we’ll take care of your family, and thank you for your service.
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Pied Piper of Kenya

Sometimes I think Obama’s either criminally insane, or the stupidest man on the planet. While the good people of San Bernardino are being buried, he’s telling Syrian Refugees that they are what makes America great. Am I the only one who has noticed that whenever he makes one of those statements he juts his jaw out like Mussolini? He tells us what we need to stop the war by Muslims on Christians is more gun control. We need to open the flood gates and let all the rag-tag masses from the infernal regions waltz into the country with less security than an employee at Sears Holdings. Liberals prostrate themselves to him like he’s the Pied Piper of Kenya. The country has officially gone mad!
Loretta Lynch has launched an attack on Americans, vowing to prosecute any person who says anything bad about Islam. Forget that nasty old first amendment. We don’t need no stinking freedom of speech. Ok, let’s get real. Yet again I will say, Islam is the enemy. Muslims are not our friends. They are as un-American as they can possibly be. They don’t recognize any of our laws, our constitution, our society, or our traditions. They are Islamabastards! Suck it, Loretta!
We are approaching a full scale war in this country. My God! We already have casualties. Fourteen dead, and the administration is blaming the victims for getting shot. The Texas Militia is organizing, and people, we ain’t kidding. Texas has no intention of letting these camel jockeys come in and ruin everything we’ve built since the Alamo. We have no intention of supporting these bums, and we won’t have Suzie Sweetcheeks miss nail appointment at the mall. We’re not backing up one inch.
For too long, we here in Texas rage has held back. For too long we’ve let RINOS sit in Austin, and suck up gravy, while the people suck it UP! Forget getting a Republic back, let’s just start by getting our state back. We can put the wood to the US later! What’s Texas’ biggest export? Billions and Billions of dollars to support the US because Obama has ruined it. The very idea the Japanese build more cars than we do. The very idea that Saudi Oil calls the shots when Texas has enough oil to float the entire country, and it’s already here! The very idea that some bunch of terrorists can even think about replacing our constitution with the ramblings of some goat herder fourteen hundred years ago.
Let me give you some perspective. Arabs are diseased. I’m not kidding, and that’s not a joke. They are physically inferior to western people, white or black, or brown. When you see some wise old Imam, he’s in his fifties! The only way these people win anything is subversion, and the political correctness of fools who think they’ll be appeased by little concessions here and there. Then, before you know it, your sixteen year daughter is raped on her way to Sonic to get a Slurpee because Mohammed didn’t like grown women (he liked little girls just fine!)
This is not going away, and Texas is not going to lose, and I don’t want to hear any whining when we open that can of whoop on these foreigners. This is not DeAngelo coming over from Italy and opening a pizzeria on Mulberry Street. This is an alien race bent on the destruction of the world. After they kill all of us, they will start killing each other until there’s only one Muslim left, and then there’ll be peace. The Pied Piper of Kenya.

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Justice?

A woman was executed in Georgia last night. Now, my views on the death penalty are going to surprise some of you. First off, I believe in justice. By justice, I mean clear cut, no doubt, and clear. As they used to say in the old west, up front so you know who, and close enough so you know why. The modern practice of execution has neither of these. Back in those days when a judge brought the gavel down you had maybe thirty days, if they didn’t hang you right then, and there was no complicated appeals process to gum up the works. Some cowboy who killed a little girl was hauled out to a tree, if he survived the posse, and strung up while the whole town looked on. People brought their kids so they could see what happens to bad people. That’s called a “deterrent.”

Last night’s execution didn’t deter anything. An old lady died of an overdose of drugs while crying and singing, “Amazing Grace.” She made a mistake. One choice in her life led her to that gurney. She lived with that choice for twenty years, in a small cell, hating life. I’m all for criminals getting what’s coming to them, but there is a vast difference between shooting a robber in a 7/11, and killing someone who’s crime was somewhere in the last century. If you are religious, then maybe there is “Amazing Grace” and her murdered husband was waiting for her on the other side. If you do not believe, then darkness fell, and she knew after her death exactly what she knew before she was conceived . . . nothing!

And there are those who’ll go on and on about the “expense” of maintaining convicts. It’s so much more expedient to just kill them than to feed and house them for a number of years. Ok students, we have prisons full of bad people. People much worse than the lady who died last night, and we feed them! Until you reform the criminal justice system, and stop jailing people for being addicted to drugs, prostituting themselves, or just plain being an eyesore, you are going to have prisons full of people. Saving the state the cost of a plate of bacon and eggs this morning did not balance the Georgia budget.

Then there’s the deterrent factor. What did it deter? A few witnesses and some guards? Do you really think there’s a house wife somewhere in Atlanta this morning thinking, “Gee, I was going to kill my husband today, but I’m going to rethink that because if I get caught they might execute me in 2035?” Consider Jody Arias. Now there’s a bitch! I crappith thee not! Pretty as a picture. I’ve seen her photos. Hey, she’s over twenty-one, sit down and shut up! Anyway, look what she did. Big, strapping Mormon boy, running naked down a hallway while she filleted him with a butcher knife, then cut his throat and popped a round into him. Drags him back to the shower, drives down the street and has a three piece KFC lunch. Did I say, “Bitch?”

After much ado, and cleavage, Jody got life. And I do mean life. When she is very old and very sick, the last thing she’s going to see is grey walls, guards, and lesbians. Welcome to hell. Not worried about the old eye liner now, are we? That’s JUSTICE! With all the government pork and spending, Jody’s pot pie is not going to break the bank, but it is going to break Jody! She’s not waiting to be dead, she is dead! She is a vain, self-centered, conniving little wench, and now she amounts to nothing.
Finally, let me ask you a question. Do you really trust the government that much? And it’s not just that, it’s lawyers. How many DNA results do you have to see before you realize these are the same people who foul up your property taxes, water bill, schools, highways, and whiskey? The same people who can’t understand any of the bill of rights are making life and death decisions, and it still takes them twenty years to do that! I have an idea. If someone gets the death penalty, and later DNA proves the case was totally contrived, how about taking the DA and putting him on death row? I mean, he conspired to commit murder, used state funds to do it, and had no remorse. Maybe he’ll get a letter from the Pope, who knows.

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Donald and the Ten Dwarfs

I had a dilemma today in naming this article. I was going to call it “Donald and his ten bitches,” but this is a family show so I opted for “Donald and the ten dwarfs.” Well, we had the big debate last night. Between all the one-liners and quips I don’t think anything of substance was discussed. Challengers to the next POTUS were Carly Florina, Rand Paul, and Ben Carson. Everybody else was there for the photo op, and the free dinner at the end. There was some guy named George Pataki, I think he was once a governor someplace, and of course Jeb Bush, looking all “presidential” for all the good that did him. There were so many RINOs up there I thought the “Donald” was on safari.

I was worried about how Trump would come out, but I shouldn’t have. This guy could sell the Chinese a rice cake. The discussion between Florina and Trump centered around how ugly she is, and how nobody wants to talk about it. Donald opened up on Rand Paul. Now Paul is hanging onto the edge of the stage. They let him on for comic relief, in memory of his father’s many failed attempts to mass produce tin foil hats. Paul called Trump “sophomoric,” which was . . . special. I suppose that was the word of the day, as Trump gave him the “bum’s rush” for the door. He mentioned that Rand Paul looked peculiar. Maybe in the end we can breed him and Florina and get something like Whoopi Goldberg, you think?

And then along came Pataki. I’ve honestly never heard of this guy, but I’m from Austin, and I do miss some things. Trump made mention of his bid for dog catcher. I didn’t pick up on the response. I’m developing a theory that some of these cats get on these debates to promote speaking tours or book sales, because they sure ain’t getting the nomination. The only serious contender was Ben Carson, and this is sad. Good man, educated, articulate, the whole package. Only problem is Obama has sealed the fate of any black candidate for like the next two hundred years. Carson will be remembered as a Ben Franklin figure, wise, but no votes. I think Trump may put him on the cabinet. In all honesty he would make an excellent Surgeon General.

The only sure thing is that one of the guys will be the next president. The Democrats are making sure that two by four is shoved up Hillary’s butt far enough to at least keep her standing until the general election. Early on they put all their eggs and some bacon in her basket as the president designate, and now that the scandals are rolling out they have to play it through and just pray she doesn’t get indicted before the election. Wouldn’t it be funny if the FBI finally downloads all the stuff on her server and it’s filled with Bill’s kiddie porn? The liberals are in full denial as their “Shirley Temple” becomes Mylie Cyrus, and twerks across the country in an orange jump suit. Appropriate. Some guy on Facebook even said something about “fake polls” yesterday. Yeah, buddy, just keep telling yourself that. They’re going to keep the blinders on until Donald puts his hand on that Bible January 20th of 2017, and then their world is going to go from cream to crap in about three minutes. It’s becoming fashionable for liberal celebrities to say if Donald Trump is elected they will leave the country. Might I suggest. . . Syria?

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Peaches Williams

This is going to be a racially inflammatory, gay bashing, very conservative article so you liberals need to just pick up your free sandwich on the way to the door! I give you Vester Lee Flanagan, faggot extraordinaire. Called himself Bryce Williams. Seems Bryce didn’t like the white folks, and he SURE didn’t like women! In his opinion all his problems stemmed from being black and gay. Even had a Rainbow flag in his apartment, now isn’t THAT special? Cutie-Pie Williams is a perfect example of what’s wrong with Obama’s America. Save your fork people, I’m on a rant here.

Make no mistake about it, I hate every inch of Bryce Williams. I hate his mama, and if he has a dog, I hate his dog. This . . . THING bought into every word of Barak Obama’s race baiting, transvestite, socialist administration, and took it to the limit. Like that other idiot down in Charleston he wanted a race war. Well, I’m glad we all agree on something. Let me clue you in. Disoriented black folk, when you rise up, do you really think every black person is going to throw their life away and follow you into hell? Illegal immigrants, when you scream “La Raza” do you expect every American of Mexican decent to grab a gun and rush into the street? Some cackle-babble head in a box said yesterday that seventy-five percent of all Hispanics in the US hated Donald Trump. Well, amigo, that leaves twenty-five percent that will vote with us, and bubba, that’s all we need!

Naturally Hillary (I’ve always felt I was a man) Clinton jumped on the gun control train as soon as the smoke cleared down in Roanoke. Now, I’m not going to get all politically correct here’ but what happened on that deck had absolutely nothing to do with “Peaches” being black. It had everything to do with his self-perception and the lies he’d been fed. Here we have a fairly decent looking man, with college, a good job, in a mundane, dull place where all he had to do was report on the ladies garden society, and he couldn’t do it because he was all tore up about being black. Grow up in Po-Dunk, Texas, bitch, and then tell ME about discrimination! And if that’s not bad enough he goes and turns queer to complete his personality. So we have this black, trans whatEVER tooling around mad at the world because he can’t hold himself together for a two minute news spot, and it’s the GUN’S fault? If you believe THAT have I got a bridge for YOU, and it’s on SALE!

It only takes one nut to shake up things. You can take all the guns away from everyone and that one nut will find a way, trust me. He’s a NUT! We need to have more gun free zones. Free guns for anyone who wants one. I’m a crusty old bastard, but I was astounded by Miss Parker just standing there running her mouth as this animal had to aim, stop, and cock his gun. This guy had been fired, disrupted an entire TV newsroom, had to be escorted out by police, and she let him just walk up on her. Folks, that’s “death by stupid,” and it’s the GUN’S fault? The Yankees alway hit me with the “Wild Wild West,” but I’m gonna tell you right now that if you cover your eyes, suck your thumb, and think that will keep these wolves away from your door you will end up as dead as a ham sandwich! I love women, ever since I found out they weren’t boys, and it irritates me when I see a beautiful girl gunned down for no other reason than she is white and female. Guess I’m a racist, huh?

Let me give you the best argument for constitutional carry you’ll ever hear. Now, I understand Miss Parker was very anti-gun. I saddens me to see her with her eyes wide, and her mouth open as she realized that she just might have been wrong. I would never wish that on anyone, but what if “Peaches Williams” had walked up on Heidi Hansing as she filmed a spot for Raging Elephants? Oh, my bad! Then Al Sharpton would have to come down, and burn up Roanoke, now wouldn’t he?

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Stand By For News!

I spent an entire day yesterday watching the furor over the Confederate flag. I could have put my time to better use, I can assure you, but every story, every note, every status on Facebook had a flag on it. The GAYS even have a flag! I didn’t know that. I personally think it should be pink, but what do I know, right?

Then came a story that ISIS has invented a new way to kill people, three new ways, actually, and if you know me, I made a tuna sandwich, a pitcher or martinis, and went looking for that! Then, of course the story about Obama selling Kansas to the Chinese, Hilliary has dated Yoko Ono, and Bruce Gender had her first period! Then, a great light appeared unto me. It was exceedingly bright, and I was sore afraid. And a voice came from the light, like a thousand trumpets, and the voice said, “Come here!” So I put down my martini, and went unto the voice, and the voice got holy, and powerful, and resounded-duh . . . And the voice said, “Gimme some of dat samitch!”

So I gave the voice the sandwich, and I was filled with wisdom at that point. And the wisdom was this: The Mainstream Media long ago lost ALL credibility. Gone are the days when Patton strode onto the beach, or Kennedy stared down the Russians, or Dr. King walked fearlessly down the streets of Selma. Now some guy says he’s a woman, cuts his Johnson off, and the world stops turning. The big bucks news will pump any story, no matter how stupid until you’d think that was the only thing happening in the entire world at that given moment of time. LEAD story,too! JESUS CHRIST could return, and He’d be upstaged by some transvestite tripping, and spilling a Coke on a parking lot! Oh yeah, did ya’ll know the Pope is a communist? There was even a story about Miley Cyrus poking fun at the Bible. Like that’s a surprise? Have you checked out her little dance step. I liked when she was Hanna Montana, but what do you do when you grow up, and lose your contract because you’re basically ugly, and a slut? That’s an old word my younger readers need to get used to. Slut: Prostitute who’s too stupid to charge for it.

And, of course, everybody’s looking forward to the race war that’s coming. A few kids with their pants sagging sit down in the street and “IT’S A RACE WAR, IT’S A RACE WAR!” We already HAD a race war back in the 1860’s. Oh God, here come the flags again! I found ONE story worth reading, and that was the one about the one-legged vet who had to put his dog down. The dog was trained to sniff out seventy different bombs, and had saved many lives. The whole town turned out to accompany him to the doctor, and go to rest. Uh, didn’t see any Confederate flags in the crowd.

Then I caught Chris Green, Alternative TV, and of course he was ranting and raving about that flag flap. Then he turned on Col. Allen West. He showed a clip of some black, bearded fanatic, and kept calling him Col. West. I was reminded of an old George Carlin line; Seems fairly intelligent . . . Ah! He’s full of s . . . .!” You have to watch conspiracy theorists just about as close as you watch Main Stream Media. Right before Green regurgitated his dialog he did a commercial trying to sell body armor to all the nice folks out there waiting for Jade Helm to kick in, oh don’t get me started! We are going through that flap down here in Texas right now. I’m sure there is SOMETHING there, because even Governor Abbott is putting armor plating on his wheel chair. (You’d think that after getting the Governor’s office he’d have picked up a Hoveround somewhere along the way, wouldn’t you?) it’s a nice fantasy, I guess. I have a fantasy. Me, locked away in a bomb shelter, hiding from Jade Helm, with five Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and a case of Jim Beam. Do THAT math!

So, I found myself having coffee this morning, waiting to see what’s next. Will ISIS invade New York? Will the Jews take over the world? Will Bruce Gender become pregnant? Will global warming make California a bigger desert than it’s always been? Will we have to read yet another story from Roof’s stepmother (another slut) telling us what a “nice boy” he really was? Will Alex Jones sell yet another water purification system? Stand by for NEWS!

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The Problem With Waco

After my sterling, Pulitzer Prize winning conclusion to yesterday’s article, if you understood that I have no love for Waco, you’d be right. As a matter of fact, if ISIS were to hit Waco I’d probably just say, “Good shot!” I have reasons for this. I didn’t just pick Waco because I got a speeding ticket there. For all its Baylor University, and that silly bridge, Waco is the most convoluted, screwed up mess I’ve ever seen.

After my article yesterday I did my usual research. As you may or may not know, I’m going to Waco to support the victims of the latest perversion of justice perpetrated by that thin blue line we’ve all come to know and love. I alluded to the “other” little adventure back in ’93 not all that far from Twin Peaks. A place called Mount Carmel.

Now, before I get started I’d like to set things straight. David Koresh was a weirded out soap box preacher looking forward to the end of the world. He had his own explanation for the Book of Revelation. So did Joseph Smith, Charles Russell, Jerry Falwell, and every Pentecostal preacher who ever talked in tongues. When you take a highly encrypted work, in Greek no less, written by a guy who didn’t want to get crucified, that’s what you get. Nowhere in the work does it say, “Jesus will return at seven o’clock, April 16, 2017, right after the nightly news.” It says things like, “Know the signs,” and right THERE is the rub! Early Christians were so busy looking up for the “return in this generation,” that they failed to notice those lions spilling out into the arena for the entertainment of the unwashed masses of Rome. So, for over two thousand years Christians have been pouring over Revelation trying to pinpoint the date, which was EXACTLY what Jesus told them NOT to do. David Koresh was no different. If you want to gain followers just tell a bunch of people that Jesus is going to pick up the mortgage. A little wine always helps.

Let’s be frank. Religious freedom in America is a myth. You are religiously free so long as you conform. You can have church on Sunday morning, and eat fried chicken that afternoon, but if you are Mormon, and bring TWO wives to dinner Uncle Sam will declare war on your whole friggin’ state! And the Muslims rant and rave about how we don’t respect their “prophet,” well get in line buddy. That path to persecution has been well worn by thousands before you! I have observed that when some group claims that God is on their side their will invariably be an opposing group claiming sole ownership of the Deity, leading free thinkers, such as myself to conclude that God simply MUST be bi-polar. Is He? Well, of course He isn’t. Religion is! Religion is man’s feeble attempt to explain the unexplainable. Write that down, there’ll be a quiz later.

All this having been said, was David Koresh any crazier than a Hare Krishna banging those gongs at LAX, begging for change? Well, no he wasn’t. But, the Hare Krishna has one thing going for him that David overlooked. The guy at the airport is in California, and David chose to live in bat-crap crazy Waco, the epicenter of knowledge, mom’s apple pie, and law enforcement who wouldn’t know what the constitution was if it ran up and bit them in the leg!

So, what was so wrong with the Branch Davidians? They believed the end was upon us. (So do the Mormons.) They held to the Old Testament and restricted their diet. (So do the Jews.) It is alleged they dabbled in polygamy. (Allah anyone?) So what was so bad up at Mount Carmel that the United States government had to mount an attack not seen in Texas since the Alamo? Well, them preacher boys had some guns. And they were holed up in a compound built from shipping crates believing when the end DID come that the government would attack Christians. Uh, if you will note, that building ain’t there no mo’!

The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed! Even Joseph Smith didn’t have to put up with being told that he couldn’t protect himself. Without going into a lengthy discussion of if David was “legally” licensed to bear arms I refer you to this site:

http://www.constitution.org/2ll/2ndschol/135wac.htm

Please remember the First Amendment, número UNO, says, “shall not be infringed!” So why did David and his band of merry men feel that they needed guns? Could it be that good ol’ “religious freedom” thing, and crazy right wing fanatics out there sending them hate mail on almost a daily basis? You think? Did the Davidians mount a militia and attack Waco? Nope. They fed the poor who dropped by and for the food the guests had to put up with David’s preaching.

If you take a hog, flip him over, and examine those little bumps running along his belly, well, those bumps are far more useful than the ATF! I had thought there were perhaps ten or fifteen agents involved in that attack. There were TRUCKS full!! Old David MIGHT have had fully automatic weapons, the ATF DID have them and charged Mount Carmel reminiscent of the siege of the Alamo. One big difference, though. Generalissimo Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna was a seasoned army officer, and the ATF was a band of fools who got their tails blown off by a bunch of preachers on a Sunday morning! Bad hair day for the DIS-United States! When they embarked on this Tom foolery the federal agents invited the media, indeed, giving some of them rides! When they were begging the Branch Davidians to at least let them collect their dead from the battle field their opinion of the press was, shall we say, “Modified?” When I was reviewing file footage taken right after the initial assault I heard “MFer” so many times I thought I was watching a Richard Pryor routine!

So, here we had the ATF licking their wounds, herky-jerky Janet Reno trying to wipe that omelette off her face, and about eighty religious nuts thumbing their noses from the windows of the Best Little Church House in Texas! Bring in the snipers! There was this one guy. He popped the wife/mother up at Ruby Ridge. Chris Kyle he was NOT! Well, this idiot was positioned as a part of not one but three teams set up to shoot at anyone daring to look out a window. Now, bear in mind, this is STILL a church, and there are STILL women and children within said church. Did these people believe David’s prophesy about the end times? Just look out the window . . . carefully, there’s snipers out there!

It took Santa Anna thirteen days to neutralize the Alamo. On day fifty-two the ATF finally devised a plan to end the Battle of Mount Carmel. They were gonna gas ’em! Hitler would be so proud. Oh, I watched the FBI guy going on and on about “low doses” of CS gas, but I have two problems with that. One, CS gas! You know, that stuff you throw under a tank to make the guys inside puke and exit? Yeah, THAT stuff. Low dose? That’s like being a “little bit pregnant.” The occupants inside the compound sent the women and children to a concrete bunker for safety. The ATF pumped “low doses” of CS gas into that bunker for FOUR hours! I can’t stand a smoky BAR for four hours. And, oh yes, the attackers knew where everyone was because they HAD people INSIDE planting bugs so as to hear what was going on. At one point these spies were even at grabbing distance of David himself but we’re told to “Stand down” because Janet had “another” plan!

Bring in the tanks! That’s right, tanks. Pumping these “low doses,” pushing down walls and, oh yes, firing fully automatic fire from helicopters. Inside we had people who had been deprived of sleep, hungry, cold, restricted to about eight ounces of rain water per day, totally believing that this was the apocalyptic battle David had warned them about. We all know how it ended, and we all had to put up with the government spin regurgitated for YEARS after. There was even a congressional hearing, with all the congressmen showing righteous indignation, and do you want to know what came out of those hearings? NADA! Now one arrest of any FBI, ATF, not even ONE missed paycheck, indeed PROMOTIONS!

So why do I hate Waco? I hate Waco because the Sheriff, police, DPS, and all the rest just stood by and WATCHED this happen! Just like they did on May 17th at Twin Peaks! Just like Mount Carmel they stood by until the situation blew completely up, and then over reacted in true Waco fashion. Two bikers got into a fight in a bar. Some preacher-boy’s paperwork wasn’t in order. See the pattern? The ATF could have arrested David Koresh at Walmart. Four cops could have handcuffed two bikers that day in the parking lot. It’s that simple, but then, I’m just a Simple Ol’ Boy from Austin so what do I know? One image is burned into my mind. I saw, yesterday, an ATF agent after the fall of Mount Carmel holding up a toddler’s sleeper. It was the exact same one from Walmart that my grandson, NewBaby wears! I will NEVER forgive Waco!

Mexicans Shoot Back

When you have a major catastrophic event it takes days, sometimes years to sort out the facts. So it will be with Waco. Sherlock Holmes said that when you take away the impossible, that which remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Just like an onion. Let’s start peeling, shall we?

While there were rumored to have been up to five clubs at Twin Peaks that day, there were two clubs that were significant. Oh, and by the way, I refer to the bikers as “clubs,” not “gangs!” You see, that’s how people, or groups become demonized. You throw in a word here and there, and those words create what we call, “mental images,” unless, of course you’re black, and you’re burning down places like Ferguson, or Baltimore, then there are laws protecting you because if Obama had any sons, they’d look like them, but I digress.

Now where was I? Oh yes, two clubs. We have the Bandidos, and a cuddly little band of merry men known as the Cossacks. The Bandidos have been around since Jesus was a corporal. The Cossacks were relative new comers to the Texas scene. Now these guys have rules. They abide by these rules. Kinda like a constitution, and they follow it which puts them head and shoulders above Obama right there. They have territories, and interests attached to those territories. Mostly, it boils down to this is THEIR state. They don’t like people rolling in from places like California, and acting like they belong here, and unlike some folks, they’ll stand up and defend that. There are rules of etiquette. You see, there’s this thing called a “rocker” that sits below the club emblem on the jacket. That “rocker” signifies the club’s place or origin. The rule is very plain. If you’re from California, don’t put Texas on that Jacket! You think this is silly? Consider this; most Bikers are vets. Patches, medals, and ribbons MEAN things. Men fought and died for those things, and they aren’t to be taken lightly. This is opposed to letting a bunch of Muslims have prayer day on the state Capitol while we all sit there and wring our pearly white hands, wishing they’d just go away.

Honor, loyalty, and respect are important to these men. So, here come the Cossacks rolling into Texas, putting a Texas rocker on their jackets, and flipping the bird at the Bandidos. They really did that, folks. I’ve seen the pictures. Now they didn’t all immediately meet down on Main Street and start exchanging blows. Realizing the volatile nature of the situation they had meetings at places like Twin Peaks to try to find a middle ground. This is where it gets crazy. Let’s start peeling that onion.

Let’s get all the players in place. You have at least two rival clubs, and the cops, and brothers and sisters we HAD some cops there, serving and protecting. Regular cops, state cops, SWAT cops, and most likely a few Feds, who can’t seem to find any problems down on the border where the REAL “gangs” are, but they sure found Waco. Now, I’m gonna tell you from the get go, I don’t like Waco, and I don’t like Feds! I’ve been all over Texas and I can count the times I stopped in Waco on one hand. I think the FBI, CIA, and NSA are a complete waste of money we could just buy beer with, and do more good, but that’s just me. (Now watch the NSA assign a team to study that last statement trying to figure out what I really meant. See what I mean?)

So, hail, hail, the gang’s all here. Twin Peaks full of Bikers, and cops behind every bush, and on every roof. Oh yeah, they had snipers out that day serving, and protecting us. Pour a little beer on the fire and voila! You get a fist fight. Most amazing thing I ever saw, bikers drinking beer, and fighting in a bar. Never saw THAT coming. Well, as luck would have it, they spilled out into the parking lot. Now, consider this. All these seasoned Bikers, KNOWING the cops are there, suddenly decide to start shooting. If you believe that, well, have I got a bridge for you. Actually, I do! There’s this old bridge right there in Waco that looks like a miniature version of the Golden Gate. Ok, peel that onion. How many Bikers were shot, and how many COPS were shot? Do the math, connect the dots.

Before it was all over there were lots of bodies, and I think 172 arrests, all for “organized crime” and not ONE cell phone video to be had. DUDE! Even ISIS has cell phones. Of course, there was some gum shoe saying it was the most violent crime scene he’d seen in all his thirty-four years “serving and protecting” us. Guess he had the day off when Janet Reno decided to torch that church, huh? They sealed off the entire area so they could sanitize it, and the picture we DO have is all these mad dog bikers sitting docile on a bench, arrested. Now THAT’S a BLOOMING onion.

Of course the spin got to going, with the “authorities” claiming the bikers were putting a hit on all law enforcement . . . NO cops were shot that day. Don’t you think if the bikers were so vicious toward cops at least ONE of them would have thrown a beer mug, or SOMETHING? We’ve all seen this before. David Koresh led a band of crazy fanatics bent on overthrowing the government, and marrying little girls. Not ONE conviction in federal court. The bikers came out of Twin Peaks, guns a blazing . . . Not ONE cop got hurt, nor people in ANY of the surrounding shops. Swat them bees.

What gets me is if the government can amass such a force against AMERICANS what’s the problem with the border? Just string them snipers along that fence and little girls will be able to play jacks in the Texas sand. Oh, my bad . . . Mexicans shoot BACK!

Y’all Have a Blessed Day

RE: My post this morning.

First, I’d like to apologies to the Kats and Kittens about the dry nature of this mornings article, but ISIS is nothing to laugh at, and I love you guys and gals. ISIS is going to hit us, that’s not a conspiracy theory, they already DID it! Oh, and I just love the way the news commentators say the the ISIS connection hasn’t been “confirmed.” Just like when they cut someone’s head off on video and the state department says they are checking on the ” validity” the film. I did say something about boar hogs, didn’t I? Do they think these guys punch a time clock? Our story wasn’t bloody enough for them. Huge body counts are a big plus for the nightly news, the bigger the better, and if those bodies are in Texas? OMG! This morning there was a little story about some guy carrying a flag in front of the event center in Garland, of course quoting the young man saying he didn’t agree with upsetting someone’s religion. Above that was a story reminding us all about how queer Bruce Jenner is. THAT was very important.

There was a subtle line in my story this morning, and I’m sure y’all didn’t miss it. Cudos to Doc Greene for giving it to me yesterday. Like I said, note the complete absence of “good” Muslims during that event. You’d have thought there was a string of carts serving up Bar B Q’d pork in the parking lot by Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. (Muslims don’t like girls either.) Anyway, if I were a Muslim, and I were all bent out of shape by a bunch of people drawing pictures, I would have organized fifty or so companions, spread prayer rugs across the parking lot, had a call to prayer, and did a session the entire time. If you will note, they didn’t DO that. Not one even drove by and flipped the bird. They KNEW!

This brings me to my main point of this morning’s article. A radical Muslim Wants to kill you. A moderate Muslim wants a radical Muslim to kill you. The reference to the lady in the grocery store in Islamic garb? First off, what kind of idiot DOES that? Yeah, I said it. Dress down past the ankles, head all trussed up with a bath towel? My GRANDMOTHER didn’t dress like that, and she was a hell fire Southern Baptist! That shows acceptance of the degradation of women, and a crazy mindset. While you’re being all politically correct, and nice to her, she’s bleeding at the nose hating YOU! She won’t shake your hand because you’re filthy! So, in response I want her to go back home. Just playing by the rules they set, folks.

They are going to hit us again. We must be alert. We will win. The Yankees will call us names, talking heads on the news shows will micro analyze, but we can’t be weak about this. My friend, Peter, in London makes a valid point that ISIS and the like are concerns for the world. He is a brilliant man, and I learn much from him, but he doesn’t understand Texans . We can’t fix the world, but we can damn sure fix TEXAS! Let me ask you this; Do you like roaches in your kitchen? Don’t need Muslims in Texas, either! And THEY did this! Texas extended an offer to Brigham Young to settle here when he was on his epic journey to Salt Lake with his people. We ACCEPT people! You have to push a lot of buttons before we decide to throw you off into the Gulf of Mexico! We even accept Gays. Ever been to Austin? Why do you think they call it the “pink” dome? The parks in Austin fill UP with gays after dark, INCLUDING rhe Capitol grounds! We’re just not going to let them come down here, pretend to be married and frolic in front of our kids.

ISIS needs to be aware of two things. We carry guns, and we will kill you back! Pamela Geller DID set a trap for those two men. Some news guy on TV made a big deal out of that like it was some kind of hidden agenda. I wonder what it’s like to be a rocket scientist? We LET Pamela come here and pull her string because Texans have never shrank from a fight. And we DO racially profile. If these little brown bastards think they’re gonna come down here and pull that crap they pulled up in Boston, we’ll send ’em home to mama in a box! SOMEbody had to do it. And stop worrying about Jade Helm. All the King’s horses, and all the King’s men couldn’t even stop Paco from binging ONE joint across the Rio Bravo. What the hell do you think they can do against twenty-three million pissed off Texans? Y’all have a blessed day now, ya hear?

72 Virgins Anyone?

One word, GARLAND! Texas is different from Paris, or London,mor Pago Pago. Two idiots showed up at the door and BAM, we were 144 virgins short! I just can’t wait for the Department of INjustice to out a spin on this. Major point; terrorists bleed, just like a pig . . . Oh, bad choice of words. Anyway, I digress.

THIS stops terrorism. THIS sends an undisputed message to Islam. THIS demonstrates that TEXAS is independent. Hey, like my Mexican friend, J, says, I ain’t even gonna lie to you, im rolling in this like a dog in a dead armadillo. They should have picked a gun free zone, say a STARBUCKS? This is so black and white if defies description.

Terrorist attacks WILL come. Islam has no shortage of idiots. I say, good start! Now let’s FINISH the job. If you want to pray five times a day, and never eat ham, fine, but when you Tweet that you’re about to shoot up a cartoon contest you need to be shot!

Freedom of speech! Right to bear arms. Freedom of religion. It’s all there! God WAS in Garland yesterday. He shoved those two idiots into that situation and steadied the aim of those WONDERFUL officers who delivered them to the infernal regions. Muslims can hate on Christians at will, but we can’t even draw a PICTURE of Mohammed? Get real! Hey, ISIS, heads up . . . Baltimore! THAT’S the town for YOU! Lots of gun free zones, even their riots are gun free! A mayor who doesn’t know whatEVER from Shineola, and deified drug pushers. YOUR kind of town, AND they’ll get all politically correct and burn candles when you’re done. DON’T COME BACK TO TEXAS. Muslims already here . . . LEAVE Texas! We LIKE to shoot people.

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