This Is Going to be a Serious Article

This is going to be a serious article. As much as I like to entertain you, I have to let you know what I’m up to because so much is at risk, I won’t be naming names (yet) for legal reasons, but I won’t be leaving much doubt

Are the lambs still screaming Clairice?

as to what I’m doing, or who I’m after. As you know from my article Brigham City, that little hamlet has a problem. The problem is that while the general populace goes about its business, a unusual number of predators have set up shop, and as I pointed out yesterday, the local police are clueless!

While the good people of Brigham City celebrated Peach Day, a few blocks away three teenage lesbians got into a knife fight over a love triangle. Now, I’m just a Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin, but in Austin our queers just cut hair and wait tables. We leave the knife fights and sex trafficking to the cartels. They’re better trained for that business and the police generally know who they are. There is a huge blind eye here. The people worry more about “Temple Worthiness” that who’s slipping their little girl meth at Lindsay Park!

My reason for coming here was due to the actions of a school principal. Without going into all the details, which will come out in court, he was more interested in attacking me because I pointed out his actions which included reckless endangerment of a child in my article New Baby and The Trip To Bountiful. He questioned a special needs child and coached her until he got what he thought was enough to destroy my family and therefore me! Friends and neighbors I stood on the steps of the Capitol of Texas with CJ Grisham when he took off his coat and reinstated our second amendment rights. I’m not scared of this school mharm!

After he got the story together, which involved grooming another little girl, he called in the CPS and they called the police. Although my article Brain Matter is funny, the unfunny part is I didn’t tell you the story was based on fact! While Hannibal Lector prowled the park Barney Fife was searching a little girl’s bedroom for brain matter and sperm! At that point Ted and I decided to come to Brigham City for a ski vacation.

I want you to understand this is not an attack on good people. I am an anti-theist. I don’t believe in any organized religion, but I understand some people find comfort in them. I’m cool with that, but I won’t put up with child molesters, stupid cops or school principals who try to manipulate government agencies for personal agendas in the name of God! I won’t be boring you daily with this story, but I’m here, and I’m open for business!

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Brain Matter and Black Lights

Well, I’m on a road trip. Found myself in non other than Brigham City! Brain Matter and Black Lights. Wait for it. This one is gonna

be good! Now, I ain’t naming names because I just got here, and I never accuse falsely, much, but I stumbled into a high echelon, deeply penetrating story here.

Y’all remember a couple weeks ago, when I waxed majestic, got all teary-eyed, jumped on my soap box, and told you how they was trotting a few ladies out up here in the city park? Well, it gets better!

Seems there’s an investigation going on right now involving a local school principal, couple CPS workers, a cop, and, of course, a string of little girls. The truth be known there is a problem with Lindsay Park. The only thing I didn’t understand was they don’t CARE!

After my story broke, cop and the CPS workers show up at a friend’s house. Seems a like girl was a telling horror stories down at the school house, and had BEEN telling them for weeks. After the principal rubbed himself suggestively, he called the cop and the two CPS workers so they could rub theirselves too! Then they all took off to “investigate!”

Soringing on the home like three savage rabbits, the cop began to scour the home for evidence. You see, the allegations were a sixty three year old heart patient was beating a ten year old girl over the head with a club somewhat like Alley Oop would carry in the funny papers. Hey! It COULD happen. Modern medicine is fantastic. Anyway, I digress.

So Deputy Dawg begins to search the house for a large club and, now get this, brain Matter and semen! You can’t make this stuff up, folks. The cop found a broom and a curtain rod to which he shined his light upon trying to find forensic evidence of precisely those two items. One can only deduce that SOMEone is screwing SOMEone’s brains out in Brigham City.

To be continued. . .

That Was The Week That Was

That was the week that was, it’s over, let it go. With the regularly scheduled civil war on the horizon, we worked our way all the way back to the assassination of JFK. Donald Trump has accomplished one thing, if nothing else. We have gone from Obama’s trans-sexual, Islamic America to a first class bitch fight in a winner take all situation. Trump brings real time economics to people who’ve been led to believe that money grows on trees, and white people owe black people restitution for things that happened centuries ago.

We pay homage to countries that kill little girls for dancing, by oil from people overseas when Texas has more oil than they’ll ever have, and feed people who are doing push ups in front of the welfare office. Thank you Lyndon Baines Johnson! Oswald shot the wrong guy. Trump is going to change all that and the liberals don’t like it. But then, nobody likes an enema.

Most Americans, or at least sixty three million of them, would like to see the nation back on track and happily got on the Trump Train when it pulled into town. Trump is the most controversial president since Lincoln. It’ll take that to fix all the problems in a nation that doesn’t know where to pee! I’ve heard all about how Kennedy was so popular when the fact of the matter was whomEVER put the plan together to off that womanizer and cased him all over the country trying to get a clear shot finally succeeded in Dallas while he was in town trying to shore up the badly splintered Democratic Party. Maybe the GOOD man was sitting up on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depositary!

So, that was the week that was, but it’s really not over, only began, and we can’t let it go, we’ve let it go for too long as it is. God Bless our president, God Bless our nation, and God Bless you, dear reader to putting up with this Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin. I’ll try to earn your respect.

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JFK Just For Kicks

Well, we were deluged with “thousands” more top secret documents pertaining to the JFK assassination yesterday with more to come. The reason giving for holding back on

the remaining documents was, of course, national security.  Now, I’m just a Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin, but is the national security issues in 2017 the same as 1963? I mean the Soviet Union is gone, Castro’s dead, and Oswald is darn SURE dead!

When you combine all the conspiracy theories attached to that day, and count all the shooters supposedly in Dealey Plaza it’s a miracle anyone got out of there alive. And the “proven” confessions from “well known monsters” would fill a library. I’ve had my own ideas, which are quite simple actually. Nerd in a window shot the President in the back of the head. The logic of that confounds people looking for shooters in the grassy knoll, in sewers, in the freaking presidential CAR, and even in the crowd.

The grassy knoll thing is a joke. Anyone can draw a straight line from the proposed location of this legendary sniper to JFK’s head and quickly see how dead Jackie would have been had that shot actually been fired.

Then there’s the cockamamie idea that Oswald either couldn’t have hit the car from where he was, couldn’t have fired the three shots, or he wasn’t skilled enough. I’ve BEEN to Dealy Plaza. I could have hit JFK with a slingshot! Oswald was a marine just like Charles Whitman.

Oh, and let’s not forget Jack Ruby, the only Jew who became a “made” man in the Italian Mafia. That is really the only perplexing thing in the entire study. Small time pimps simply do not become puffed up in a fit of patriotism and shoot prisoners at the police station!

Not long ago I was watching yet another film on Netflix expounding a new idea on the JFK thing. There was a scene showing the motorcade turning toward the Texas School Book Depository with a full view of the sixth

floor window  I did a quick screenshot and went to my camera roll. After pulling up the picture, I took my fingers and expanded it and there, in plain view, was a man with his hand resting on the window sill  you didn’t even have to strain to see it. The question isn’t was the man there, the question is who PUT him there! Guess that’s gonna come out in the next installment of JFK Just For Kicks!

Hillary’s Pantsuit is on Fire

Of course you’ve heard the phrase, “Liar liar, pants on fire!” Well, Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit is hotter than chicken grease friends and neighbors. Let me fill you in on how conniving, low, and stupid the idol of the Left really is. Now, she’s the heir apparent to the White House. She’s a shoe in for the nomination, her husband is looking for a new rendezvous with Monica, and Obama, having pretty much finished the destruction of America is about to retire to Kenya with Michael. Life is good. Her opponent is a loud mouth real estate broker who has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the nomination, much less the election. Hillary could run this campaign in her bathrobe and slippers. So, what does she do? She hires Putin and the boys to dig dirt on the republican candidate.

I crappith thee NOT! Clinton and the DNC paid the Kremlin for a dossier on Trump, and then gave it to James Comey who took it to Obama, and they all had a love fest in the Oval Office. I’d like to interject here that this is probably the reason the FBI couldn’t catch that school teacher who skipped across the country with a fifteen year old girl who was eventually caught by some hippy out in California. I feel so served and protected!

All the while Trump was calling the whole Russian Of course you’ve heard the phrase, “Liar liar, pants on fire!” Well, Hillary Clinton’s pantsuit is hotter than chicken grease friends and neighbors. Let me fill you in on how conniving, low, and stupid the idol of the Left really is. Now, she’s the heir apparent to the White House. She’s a shoe in for the nomination, her husband is looking for a new rendezvous with Monica, and Obama, having pretty much finished the destruction of America is about to retire to Kenya with Michael. Life is good. Her opponent is a loud mouth real estate broker who has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the nomination, much less the election. Hillary could run this campaign in her bathrobe and slippers. So, what does she do? She hires Putin and the boys to dig dirt on the republican candidate.

I crappith thee NOT! Clinton and the DNC paid the Kremlin for a dossier on Trump, and then gave it to James Comey who took it to Obama, and they all had a love fest in the Oval Office. I’d like to interject here that this is probably the reason the FBI couldn’t catch that school teacher who skipped across the country with a fifteen year old girl who was eventually caught by some hippy out in California. I feel so served and protected!

All the while Trump was calling the whole Russian investigation a witch hunt, and voila, the real witch is now burning at the stake! And Robert Mueller? Don’t get me started. He KNEW all this, people. He’s stomping all over Capitol Hill like he’s got good sense, calling for grand juries and interviewing Trump’s kids, and all the time he knew this was another Clinton scam. Hillary’s globe trotting, promoting her book, “What Happened.” What happened? YOU happened, Hillary!

Hillary, Yoko Ono’s girlfriend, contender for the presidency, the liberal’s poster child couldn’t even win a rigged election. Her book was so bad that her husband even trashed it…LITERALLY! From Benghazi To Uranium sales to emails to the Kremlin Hillary has left a world wide slimmey trail that the left cannot ignore. The Left accuses the president of everything. They even accuse him of hurricanes! Going on and on about Puerto Rico. What about Haiti? Those folks thought they had it bad until Hurricane Hillary blew in. She actually divised a way to rob BROKE people. Now that’s slick. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Do you smell the smoke?

Never Dance With The One Who Brung You

Never Dance With The One Who Brung Ya, at least not in Saudi Arabia. Six schoolgirls went to a party, and apparently danced with their boyfriends without the proper supervision getting them in trouble with the high court, who, upon hearing the testimony passed the case to a higher court i.e. execution!

Where in a civilized society does this fit in. Oh, my bad, it’s not a civilized society, it’s Muslims. The religion of peace, probably called that because they leave pieces of the populace all over the town square at the slightest provocation. And these are the “nice” Muslims. Our “friends!” Our very own hook nose oil billionaires squeezing ever dollar they can out of the shifting sands of Islam. That, and they enjoy beheading little girls.

You cannot police the world, but something such as this can’t be ignored. And don’t tell me about the UN! I’m sure if the King of Araby kills these kids he’ll get a sternly worded letter telling him to keep these things hushed up from now on.

We’ve known all about the Saudis ever since their nineteen operatives flew those planes into the twin towers. Did you notice how that lawsuit got shut down? The Gangs of Mecca get a free pass on every thing. We should’ve just let Sadaam take them out years ago.

Ok, bottom line: The girls will die for what any thirteen year old schoolgirl could do on any Saturday night. You think we need Sharia Law here? Think about that the next time you see some woman wearing a tent down at the local fish market. Think about that the next time you hear a death threat on Pamela Geller.

You Will Never Be Able To Communicate In The English Language

“You will never be able to communicate in the English language!” So pronounced my English teacher during my senior year of high school. Now she’s a retired teacher, and I’m a fairly well known writer. MOVE b**ch, get out da way! Two factors contributed to this. The first was the advent of the internet, and the second was my decision to completely forget everything I learned in school except typing class, a skill that served me well over the course of a lifetime.

When you toss in the word “public” there is a negative connotation. Public Works, Public Toilets, Public School. See how that works? The cookie cutter nature of the school system is restrictive to free thought. The kids who think outside the box are usually ostracized, and yet in the long run those very kids are the super achievers. They are the Steve Jobs, the Thomas Edisons, the Donald Trumps and yes, even the Barrack Obamas!

I had a pretty “Texas” childhood. I was in the fourth grade before I could recite even half the alphabet, and trying to read hurt my eyes, and angered me. What my teachers couldn’t teach me, my father did, and he did it with Superman comic books because that’s how he taught himself to read when the public school in Benton, Louisiana failed him in 1929! My dad taught me communication, not English. I’ve held onto that model since then because if your readers can’t digest what you’re saying, wading through all the proper syntax, with good sentence construction you might as well just shut up and let someone else write who can make him or herself understood.

A teacher’s job is to light a fire in a child’s mind. If that fire can be lit, it’ll spread. The insatiable quest for knowledge cannot be quenched, but the fire must be lit first, and today’s public school system simply cannot do that! When a child grasps reading, writing, and ‘rithmatic, if you haven’t got their interest by then you have failed as a teacher. Worry about your 401K, and stop pretending to be an academic.

President Trump realizes this. That’s why HR 610 and HR 899 were introduced to end the Department of Education, and institute a voucher system. That’s why many states have organizations springing up to raise home schooling to the same level as public school, and remove the stigma of home schooling. I went to public school. I learned LUNCH, and how to smoke in the boy’s room. My father taught me to read, count money and find my way to downtown Shreveport. I learned how to Communicate in the English Language, and moreover, how to listen to others who didn’t know what an adjective was either.

Frederica Wilson is a Political Animal Attacking America With the Jawbone of an Ass

Frederica Wilson is a political animal attacking America with the Jawbone of an ass! With the highly spotlighted phone call from President Trump to a Gold Star widow the snowflakes began flying. Of course, the

Twitter War started as outlined in this article and the mainstream media threw caution, and responsible journalism to the wind (this is my surprised face) making the President look like an insensitive slob, reducing the widow to tears.

Wilson saw the opportunity to pick up her fifteen minutes of fame, unfortunately she is a minor player and the recording of the call released by the widow herself showed the cowboy hat sporting, so-called congresswoman to be the grandstanding liberal democratic liar that she really is.

The President is consistently hit with these wannabes whom no one has ever heard of, trying to ride the public opinion wave all the way to national fame if only for one day. The sad thing is they’re not even good liars. The internet has generated a whole new genre of liar. They lie so bad, they make the Grassy

Knoll credible. With the actual call making its viral rounds on the net, Frederica is still running her mouth. I really want to poke fun at that Howdy Doody hat she’s wearing but the LibTards would just call me a racist, the liberal cure for any discussion that taxes their frontal lobe. I have noticed that quite a few liberals have a sloping forehead, but I digress.

The left hasn’t figured Trump out yet. Here we go with them clapping their flippers like a bunch of trained seals as the President takes to Twitter and throws them a fish. As the gobble the bait and bark at the internet about some nonstory such as this, the bills continue to be presented to the House and the Trump Train choo choos a little farther down the track. Makes you wonder where he’s gonna drive the golden spike, don’t it? Well, it certainly won’t be in Florida, Ollie!

While Annie Oakley was strutting her stuff down there, Trump was dismantling everything from the job killing EPA to the child molesting public school system, and her “honor” didn’t even notice. People of Florida! You are PAYING this wench. YOU bought that obnoxious hat!

Listen to the YouTube video. You be the judge. Then listen to cowgirl Bard and you tell me what you find. But, that won’t stop CNN. They’ll run this story until the cows come home, and they find yet another flight of fantasy to inflict on the nation consciousness. God! I just hope they don’t catch Trump eating a slice of watermelon. Do people from New York eat watermelon. I’ll bet Frederica Wilson eats watermelon. Racist enough for ya? And I have a REAL cowboy hat!

Black People! The Left Don’t Give a Damn About You!

Black People! The Left Don’t Give a Damn About You! Let that soak in for a minute. The pursuit of the black vote has been a major concern of the democrats since time immemorial, which is amazing since the dems gave us the Klan, Jim Crowe, segregation and let us not forget the Civil War! To quote the right honorable Lyndon Johnson after signing the civil rights act, “We’ll have those niggers voting democratic for two hundred years!”

Since Trump showed Obama the door, and Hillary stumbled around the country wondering “What Happened,” the civil rights issue has been brought back into center stage with Black Lives Matter, The New Black Panthers, and a darling little bunch of Crackers who call themselves ANTIFA.

All these groups are funded and controlled by white supremacists who are luring blacks to their socialist cause, i.e. tear America down, rape and rob the middle class and funnel as much money into the Foist National Bank of New Joisey, in Austin for one month to soive Yew! The black movement has been totally compromised by infiltration and it’s so called “leadership” in the likes of Al Sharpton is laughing all the way to the bank!

Reasonable black voices cannot be heard above the roar of the crowd. Public schools turn Out graduates who can barely read and wouldn’t know concise English if it ran up and peed on their leg. The mainstream media consistently runs clips of poorly educated blacks going on and on about issues that died back in the fifties, framed in such a racist way as to be guaranteed to inflame whites and reinforce the agenda being force fed the blacks by George Soros, Hillary Clinton, and Barrack Obama.

There’s even talk of a civil war beginning on November 4th, as ANTIFA hits the streets nationwide to disrupt the government with a coup attempting to throw the president out of the White House. This will destroy the back segment of the population and set them back one hundred years which is EXACTLY what the left wants.

We, as a people cannot allow this to happen. We, as a nation must stand up. This is not a time to be complacent. This is not a time to be uninvolved, because if we do that the REAL white supremacists will come to the fore and the destruction of our society will follow.

Look around you. Your black neighbors are depending on you. Don’t be put off at being called a racist. That is just a mantra designed to disarm you. Lock arms with ALL your neighbors and stand up together. Relish in the difference between us and embrace each other in solidarity because, to quote an old line, “If we don’t hang together we will surely hang separately!”