Babies Can’t Shoot Back

Ok, ring the bell, school’s in. Any liberals out there need to just go have a joint with their transgender friend because I’m about to go all “Texan” here. Robert Dear, Colorado Springs. Yeah, I’m gonna go there. On the surface, mass shooting, lots of media, maybe even that girl crying on the phone that we’ve all seen more than Shirley Temple, and Obama looking, yet again for a lost son in the mix. Hmmm, I wonder if he had a son if he’d look like Robert Dear? I digress.
Facts of the incident: Man who looked a little crazy comes on the scene and starts shooting. Kills three, including a police officer, wounds nine, I believe, and cops take him down after a shouting match. Still trying to get my mind around that one, but it’s Colorado so go figure. The main stream media scrambled to find Dear’s political affiliation, and I think the jury’s still out on that. This guy lived out in the east in some kind of cabin with no toilette or internet, then came to Colorado to do the exact same thing, and found a chick to live with him! Runs around spouting anti-Obama stuff, and handing out leaflets. The police are looking for a motive. You think?
Before anyone gets all bent, this guy is a straight up nut. Only a nut goes and shoots strangers, but let’s peel the onion, shall we. Look at the onion he peeled. Planned Parenthood. You know, those nice folks who like to sell baby parts to the highest bidder. Yeah, them guys. It really throws a monkey wrench in the gears when someone spills blood on the floor of an abortion clinic, now doesn’t it? How offended would you be if body parts were “harvested” from the three casualties in Colorado Springs? That made you mad, didn’t it?
Of course, Planned Parenthood harped on “women’s health,” but what about unborn health? It’s the usual debate about when life begins, and that’s always a bit fuzzy, but the clinics sure know how to end it, and they know how to keep the “fetus” viable if it be female until they can “harvest” the eggs in the ovaries (ya’ll didn’t know that, did you?) transplanting them to Lesbian couples wishing to raise another little Bruce Gender. Is that enough abominations in one sentence for you?
Some people out there take infanticide very seriously, and I am sorry that they don’t look like Justin Bieber. You can explain, analyze, debate, and cover up, but some guys just separate the sheep from the goats, and call a spade a spade. And I’m not even going to get politically correct at all here. We see the usual steam of politicians extending condolences to the families of the victims, well, how many condolences were sent out for the babies slaughtered the day before? Oh, my bad, that was business as usual.
This event has all the elements. Abortion, gun control, crazy-eyed hillbillies, the girl on the phone, it’s classic. But, you simply must look at the motivating factor. Did Dear change a thing? No, he didn’t. I am not getting PC here, but I will say that the fundamental flaw is legislation. As Tea Party people we simply must change the playing field. We must stop the murder of the innocents. America will never pay for the sin of all the murdered little fellas who were “harvested” while we sat on the porch theorized. We will never wash all of their blood from our hands. But one fact remains. Babies can’t shoot back!

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin


He’s Alive

James Randi launched into a video where he delved into the town of Nazareth. Beginning by saying the town was not mentioned at all in the Old Testament, or any of extensive rabbinical literature. He does note that there is a water well there, and lets everyone know that it’s called “Mary’s Well.” Mr. Randi leans very heavily on a book titled The Myth of Nazareth by one Rene Salm. Salm’s theory is that the town wasn’t even settled until after the Jewish War of around 70 CE. There was a rebuttal to the book, which Randi minimizes, and then he goes on to poke fun at the tourist industry that has sprung up in the modern town situated there.
Randi does point out the enthusiasm of Christian Archeologists coming to the area, trying to substantiate the story of Jesus, and obvious amateur mistakes they make. It is a sad fact that when religious sites turn into tourist sites things tend to get a bit confused. Take Jerusalem for instance. Constantine’s mother, Helena, went there some three hundred years after Christ, and got exactly what gringo tourists get in Mexico. For the folks out there who’ve never done that, if you go to Mexico trying to find anything, the population will gladly lead you in circles, and convince you of anything you want to believe. Well, Helena came to Jerusalem with her purse in her hand, and the inhabitants thereof took her on a carnival ride of myth and legend that had absolutely nothing to do with fact. They’d tell her Jesus ate here, Jesus talked there, and she’d squat and pray, and the location became carved in stone, literally. Prime example is the Via Delorosa. While Helena squatted at every junction of the walk Jesus took to the Golgotha, it is generally agreed that the natives simply told her whatever it was she wanted to hear. The current path has little to do with reality, but that doesn’t mean Jesus didn’t take the walk, and the little tour for the faithful on Good Friday is spiritually fulfilling, I’m sure.
Randi makes a point that the Church situated where Mary supposedly met the gynecologist angel, Gabriel, I believe, who confirmed her pregnancy, actually sits right on top of a bunch of tombs, which means that the location had to be outside of town because Jews get really bent about those things. He says these tombs are all post Jesus, and reminds us that poor towns tend to make a little coin promoting religious sites. (This is my surprised face.)
Ok, here’s my spin. Now I’m a writer, right? I can spin a yarn, trust me, I have enough ex-wives to testify to that. If I were to be writing a Gospel, sometime in the first century about a man who tooled around and made a name for himself, I don’t believe I’d make up a town that didn’t exist. I mean, Jerusalem is real, Bethlehem is real, the Sea of Galilee is real, why snatch some fictitious town out of the air? Also, consider this; Nazareth was a stumbling block for the Gospel writers. They had to have Jesus born in Bethlehem, because that’s what the prophets said. So, it only goes to follow, if it were common knowledge that Jesus came out of Nazareth, then that would explain the entire “tax” thing, getting Mary down there to have the baby, and then back to where everyone knew she really lived in order to validate Jesus’ credentials to the Jews. So, Randi can rattle on, Nazareth existed, and He’s alive!

Time Was

Time was when you could write, or say anything so long as you didn’t threaten someone or incite violence. The idea of free speech was foundational to the republic. If you were out in left field everyone would just think you were stupid and ignore you.

Time was when every little Texas town had a homosexual or two and nobody cared. They stayed off to themselves and the lady’s garden society loved them. They didn’t march in the street, or jail little old ladies for exercising their conscience. We all laughed at Paul Lynn, and listened to Liberace.

Time was when you could swat your kids on the butt in the grocery store and everyone approved you as a good parent. Your kids weren’t taught sex in school, and daddy was still the greatest, because he was dad, and every little girl wanted to grow up, and marry someone just like him.

Time was, when stopped for a traffic stop, you would get out of the car and take out your driver’s license as you walked back to the officer, who appreciated your courtesy and respect. Police got free coffee and food because merchants wanted them to come around. An officer rarely raised his voice, and he was almost always right, because he really did serve and protect.

Time was you could carry your guns in a rack in your pickup and nobody but the deer cared. The very idea that you couldn’t defend your family and home because black lives mattered was alien. Your family’s life mattered, and that was that. Your home was your castle and the fourth amendment meant exactly what it said.

Time was when the president said something you respected it even if you didn’t agree because he was the president. Everyone knew politicians would put a spin on things, but in the end they knew that America was America, the flag was the flag, and they worked for the people of America, not the UN. If they’d ever heard of a “Benghazi” they would have thought it was a James Bond movie.

Time was when a teacher sent a note home you sided with the teacher simply because she WAS the teacher. The first words out of your parent’s mouths would be, “What did you do?”

Time was if you missed church everybody knew it and one of the routine questions you asked a new friend was what faith they followed because there simply wasn’t anyone who didn’t believe in God.

Time was when you found that your favorite movie star was getting a divorce you were shocked because personally you only knew one person who ever got one and everyone treated them as if they had tuberculosis.

Time was if you stood on the constitution in court or anywhere else it was a no brainer because everyone knew the constitution was the constitution and that was that. The language in the Bill of Rights was so simple that any farmer could understand it.

Time was when a woman stayed home and took care of the kids she was known as a good mother, and raised her girls that way, too.

Time was when the preacher would drop by if word got out that a family was having difficulties.

Time was when a dollar was inscribed “Silver Certificate” and stood for an honest dollar which would buy enough gasoline for three days work.

Time was if you didn’t have a job you just went to jail until you figured it out. This is the world I lived in in 1957 in Shreveport. Time was…

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

Catcher in the Rye

In J. D. Salinger’s Catcher in the Rye, you should all remember the image of the main character in a field of rye grass, trying to keep children from charging over a cliff. Friends and neighbors, that’s exactly the position I find myself in today. The gross insanity of the liberal left leaves me dumbfounded. With Radical Islam attacking society on all fronts, to ignore it is just crazy. Just before I sat down to write this I had the distinct pleasure of watching ISIS saw off a few heads. That’s not what got me. What got me was the submissiveness of the people being sawed. They calmly walked over and lay on the ground and an ISIS member were picked to do the initial saw, with the official executioner finishing up. This is how far it can go. Boys and girls, they’d have to shoot me in the butt! With my hands unbound I would get one of those AK’s and welcome at least some of those Islamabastards to the infernal regions.
Islam is the problem! Make no mistake about it. If moderate Muslims are so peaceful then they need to stand up! Thomas More had a legal theory. He said if he lunged at someone with a knife, and someone did nothing to stop him, then it can only be reasoned that the bystander agreed with the action. Same here. If ISIS blows up a building, and “Moderate” Muslims just stand by, then they are involved. There are two kinds of Muslims. A radical Muslim wants to kill you. A Moderate Muslim wants a radical Muslim to kill hyou..
Islam has positioned itself beyond all civilization. And it’s not a totally new idea. I watched a film last night about the Hitler Youth. It showed about how from birth, young Germans were indoctrinated with Nazi philosophy. The only difference between what the Nazis did, and what ISIS is doing was the language! And all this nonsense about how it’s hard to track them down is just that, nonsense. France is about to reintroduce beheading for ISIS. Good move! The problem is idiots. With heads being lobbed off worldwide there are still fools talking about “widows and orphans.” They will be talking this when their granddaughters are sold as sex slaves.
Yet again I address the Militia. Only about ten percent will stand up and fight. The rest will hide under their desks and hope the terrorists find Jesus before they get to them. You have to kill these people. You have to rid the round of their shadow, the world of their DNA, and burn their bodies on a pile of Qu’rans. You will not reason with this. A sixteen year old girl attacked with a knife in Israel and a man had to run over her with a car, and still shoot her in the head, as she crawled trying to finish her Jihad. Even the Nazis weren’t that crazy, and they were two bubble short of plumb, I’ll assure you. And it’s not America’s fault. We’ve been around for only about three hundred years. Islam has had a fourteen hundred year run. And they’re still running.
When this is all over, with any luck, we will have a world without Islam. There will still be crazy people, poor, and disillusioned, but this flavor will be in the scrap heap of history. Perhaps in one hundred years there will be someone explaining how it never happened, because it was just so darn crazy. Maybe they’ll all convert to Christianity. Have I got a bridge for you, friends.

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

Stupid is the New Black

Do you remember, back in the day, when George Bush jumped on Iraq? He spent days pulling together a coalition of allies and then gave Saddam forty-eight hours to get out of town, and if that’s not cowboy style then I’m not a white boy from Austin! He got agreements from all of our allies, arranged sea ports, landing strips, and support systems to mount a coordinated attack. Obama has a completely different view of our situation. Not only is he turning a blind eye to a massive Syrian invasion, he actually turned down France’s invitation to join in their attack on ISIS. Putin compared negotiations with him to playing chess with a pigeon, where the pigeon knocks over all the pieces, poops on the board, and then struts around like it won the match. President Obama as effectively changed our national symbol from a Bald Eagle to a Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker!
ISIS is in full swing. It’s positively amazing how this administration steps back, watches a well-orchestrated attack that kills over one hundred people, and suggests that it might be terror connected. I’m a Simple Ol’ Boy from Austin, not a Stupid Ol’ boy from Austin! Everybody is wondering if perhaps the President is a closet Muslim. Well, if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it must be a duck, and Obama’s been quacking for years. I see so many lame brained things spewing out of the White House that I don’t even bother to read them anymore. It’s almost like he gets up every morning and runs through the constitution to see what he can tear up today.
We are at war, people! I want to point out something. ISIS doesn’t attack with divisions. It hits with a few people and disrupts everything. If we had employed their tactics Texas would have won the battle of the Alamo. Nineteen guys brought the country to a halt. Something around that number numbed France. Belgium is shut down right now because ISIS burped. See my point. This would be like Texas closing for business because Bonnie and Clyde robbed a gas station, and it all comes back to one thing. The fool on the hill! The world looks at this situation and wonders what is wrong with us? As bad as they hate us, it was always understood that in a pinch, we will come out fighting.
Political correctness will be the death of us. Stupid is the new black. Congress showed some fortitude when it passed that anti-immigration legislation, flying in the face of Obama’s veto threat, but we need more. Do you realize if just the Senators from the states refusing Syrian refugees were to vote for impeachment Obama would be gone? The world is watching. If Russia and France clean up this mess, and we hang back the die is cast. America is no longer a world power. And use your common sense. Look at the refugees. When the boats came in from Cuba there were women and children, old men, and some younger men. An even sprinkling of a society. Obama said the Syrians were three year olds and widows. I saw the news clips. They were even marching in formation.
I issued a plea four days ago for the Texas militia to organize and go to ground. I repeat that plan. Obama will sit back and watch the hordes of enemy soldiers hit the beach at Galveston, while he ponders his golf game. We have to do this ourselves. We have to pick up the torch. I will admit that not all the refugees are ISIS, but remember. . . nineteen guys! That’s all it takes. One guy to put anthrax in the water supply, One in the White House to bring down a nation. That’s all it takes.

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

See You In The Trenches

Governor Abbott gave a nice little tip of the hat to Texans yesterday, I even had to wipe a tear from my eye, when he declared no Syrian refugees would be allowed in Texas. For all of you who are still buying into this, let me tell you, this is self-abuse, and if you keep doing it long enough you’ll go blind. Under the Refugee Act of 1980 the President has the explicit authorization to accept foreign refugees into the United States. We find ourselves right back at square one with the state trying to govern itself except with Uncle Simon doesn’t “say.” Also how do you track Mohammed, who lands in New York, contacts a temp agency, gets a job in Austin, and starts work at a Quickie Mart on Monday?
If you look at any Interstate Hiway, on any given day, you are going to see semi-trucks running all over the place. Some are labeled, going to Walmart, HEB, or delivering furniture, but there are some that are not so clear, and the never stop at the Flying J truck stop. Wanna know why? Because they’re transporting soldiers for ISIS all over the land of the free, home of the duped, that’s why! Got a little truck stop over in Temple, Texas. Always seems empty, once in a blue, blue moon you’ll see a truck there, but not often. Kinda dingy little place. The kind of place where you wouldn’t want to eat one of their burritos anyway. Well, that’s where Mohammed and the boys drop by for a little chicken fried goat, while on their way to Houston to practice the Jihad that is surely coming to a neighborhood near YOU!
The aspect of the transport of up to 20,000 Islamabastards to Texas within eight hours is a very real possibility. For the most part, they’re already here. The business model that supports them is exempt from our banking laws, and huge, complex systems help grease immigration so they aren’t held up in line while picking up their suicide belts. They just sit in place, cleaning their AK-47s, eating goat, and waiting for the local Imam to give them their marching orders. Obama tells us ISIS is “contained.” Yeah, in condos all over the country. I wouldn’t follow that man into a whorehouse!
What stands between these guys and Suzie Sweetcheeks shopping at the Mall? Why, the Federal Government, right? Wrong! That’s who’s gassing up the trucks, fool! Oh, the Department of Homeland Security isn’t cleaning their windshield, but they make it so easy for the new guests to move around that they should start a tourist company. No, it’s the Militias that stand guard. You know, those guys all dressed up in Camo, ordering coffee with a rifle slung over their shoulder while the Mothers Against Everything But Unprotected Sex With A Donkey calls the cops.
Texas is littered with Militia. They practice, meet, talk on Facebook, hold rallies, and are serious about Texas, and the security of the state. Only problem is the Feds do everything in their power to thwart these groups every way they can. KC Massey was down in the Valley with so many Mexicans rushing by you’d have thought he was at the Alamo and got arrested for having a gun, even though, under Texas law he’d complied, was in good graces, and was protecting the border at his own expense at Camp Lone Star. Here come the Feds, arrested him, and the Mexicans raised a mighty shout. Well, heads up, Paco! We all have a new enemy, and remember, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Syrians sawing your heads off will make you miss ol’ KC!
There are several problems with the Militias. First of all, even though they are organized within their own units, they are not connected with other units in any kind of workable fashion. A militia in Houston knows little about one up in Salado. There is no supreme commander. Everyone is marching to the beat of a different drummer. This is pretty much what lost the Civil War, folks. Robert E. Lee was the General, but a lot of his orders were, shall we say, “reviewed,” before implementation. To the point that during Gettysburg, it became entirely possible to do an end run, and actually roll Lincoln out of bed, but nobody could quite agree because they were too busy getting slaughtered following Pickett up some hill with General Longstreet screaming, “STOP, STOP, STOP,” the whole time. The Texas Militia has to become The Texas Militia. When the Jihadists attack, and they surely will, you can bet they will be organized. Look at Paris. We have to have a chain of command that can mount a defense when all hell breaks loose. All the various militias need to send a delegation to a meeting and set this up. One guy has to be the “buck stopper.”
Next, we need to become a tad more low key. ISIS can Google us! They use snippers. They already know where all of our units are, how many, how trained, and where we buy that coffee each morning. We don’t know squat about them except they are usually brown, and don’t eat no ham. That’s IT! So this exposes a twofold issue. We need to “go to ground,” and we, at the same time, need to infiltrate them! We don’t need to be sitting outside one of their training camps, bitching, we need to have a guy in there. When Haji trots over to the football game with his suicide belt we need to beat him to the venue, and take care of business.
Then there is training. The Militias are good at training, but psychological training is important too. These are real killers. They want to burn down everything we have. They have this image of stealth and fanaticism designed to strike fear into the hearts of the “Infidels.” They are not supermen. They are the enemy. They are all the enemy. Now, I know there are those who cringe at taking a wide brush and painting all Muslims red, but during WWII, Americans of German decent did not parade in the street giving Nazi salutes. Remember those famous FEMA camps? You remember, don’t you? Those places that the government was gonna put us with little tattoos on our right hand. Well, put moderate Muslims there until we sort this mess out. We have to get the mindset that this is not going away, and our government is clueless. America is lost, but we can still save Texas, and hopefully, when it’s all done, we can help our American friends and neighbors rebuild.
It is coming, people. ISIS is telling us it’s coming. They’re even telling us when, and where. We need to pull our heads out of Mr. Butt, wash our hair, and lock and load. When it goes down, you will see a major shift in loyalties. You may see National Guard team up with the Militia. You may see the Cartels fighting right along beside you, because Arabs are not AMERICANS in any shape, form, or fashion. The Canadians, Americans and Latinos have a history. We agree on very little and we fight like wet cats, but by God we can’t just stand there and let some camel jockey come and take it all away. We will win. We .will lose some good people, but we will forge a new nation that exemplifies the virtues expounded by the founding fathers of the Dis-United States, and when it’s all over, Suzie Sweetcheeks can walk to the Mall, and get her nails done. God Bless you all. See you in the trenches.

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

Carthage Must Be Destroyed

Carthage must be destroyed. Let me explain that statement. It’s time to take the gloves off in regard to Islam. As the furor grows, the advent of WWIII becomes a very real concept. Remember that pendulum I told you about long ago? Well, it just changed direction, and soon will go all the way to the right. Nothing cures liberal thought like putting their butts on the table. The photo op yesterday of Putin and Obama hunched over a coffee table at the G-20 Summit in Antalya, Turkey may not have been a complete meeting of the minds, but it was most certainly a meeting of the drones. Reportedly, Putin is now rethinking his support of Syria’s president as a concession on the ISIS problem. This morning, state after state is refusing immigrants and refugees, and the Texas militia is on full alert. Consequently, Doc Greene made note on his morning show on Raging Elephants Radio that a red flag now flies above a Mosque near his house. I believe Santa Anna flew a red flag, also, but that’s none of my business.
As the bodies are interred in France, French rage will intensify. Putin was already there. We were there, technically, only we weren’t really bombing anything. Well, over the weekend we tightened up our aim and took out one hundred and nineteen tanker trucks selling bootleg oil for ISIS. Civilian casualties don’t seem to matter much anymore as we clean the blood off the sidewalks of Paris. So we now have Russian, French, and American bombers in force in Syria and Iraq, the Brits traditionally lagging behind until after tea time. But the job is not done.
I said yesterday, and I reiterate today, Islam is not a religion, it is a system. If Mohammed was a prophet, then I am the Pope! And I’m a drunk guitar player from Austin. We will not be finished until the only traces of it are taught in undergraduate studies just like ancient history, because that’s what it needs to be, ancient history. The Texan in me want’s to eradicate the entire population, but honestly, I can’t see condoning harming a child. What we need to do is harm all the adults and then make damn sure the children are re-educated in Western Culture. It would be a nice touch to make speaking Arabic a felony, and possession of a Qu’ran the same gravity as possession of controlled substances. Both are poison and detrimental to the soul.
Don’t think this is reasonable? As I write this article, Reuters TV is saying Muslims in Paris are fleeing for fear of retaliation. Well, DUH! Guess Allah wasn’t so great after all, huh? I’m not going to be jellyfish about it, I hate Muslims. I didn’t used to, but Paris did it for me. I make a piss-poor Christian. If I get into heaven it’ll only be because St. Peter took the day off, but I’ll buy into Christianity in any of its 1500 favors before I’ll accept anything coming out of the “Holy” Qu’ran. It doesn’t matter if Jesus was a man or a myth, the concept of Christianity is the ultimate achievement of Western culture, and is far an above anything coming out of the Muslim states.
They are not that powerful. They only appeared to be because of the lack of resolve of the Christian people. Muslims always point to the Crusades, well, yeah, only we didn’t finish the job. The anger generated by recent events has a historic precedent. Carthage, Rome’s arch rival, was finally obliterated after several wars, one Roman Senator even ending every one of his speeches with the words, “Carthage must be destroyed!” What would incite such venom? Traditionally, the Romans took over, taxed the people and sold them wine, so why hate on Cartage so much. Child sacrifice! Their religious practices were so repugnant to the Romans that they completely destroyed the city, and plowed the ground with salt! They erased even the memory of the crimes which had so infuriated them, and modern excavations have proved the Romans out. So it must be with Islam.
This current crisis will be the launch pad for the New Republic of Texas. Remember you heard it here first. Paris is the complete failure of American influence on world politics. If you will note, while the Administration gives lip service to homeland security, Texas is arming, and getting ready to face this issue right now. ISIS just thinks it is violent. We just put our beers down, and picked our guns up. We want a fight because we know that’s the only way to end this. We may not get all the concessions we want, but I’ll assure you, when it’s all over Texas will again raise its head among the nations, and we got the oil, folks. We got the oil, the tech, the corn, the Rib Eye Steaks, and all the Mexicans!
For all the rhetoric, all of the politicizing, all of the downright lying, the end of Islam was ignited by broken wine glasses in Paris. In my extended family, one of my Nephews in law, was engaged right there where those camel jockeys set off those bombs. You can’t get much closer than that. So, for all the chanting, head chopping, woman beating, pedophiling, and disrespect for Bacon and Eggs, Mohammed, Porter is about to come over the hill. Let’s see how that works out for ya! Carthage must be destroyed!

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

The Battle of Paris

History will record that WWIII began with the Battle of Paris. The events in France are on a par with Pearl Harbor, The Twin Towers and the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. Civilized people of the world have been awakened to the grim reality that the great flood did not kill all soulless people, a few were left, and they grew into what we know as Islam. The attack provides the dichotomy. The setting of the city of light as opposed to animals bent on death, destruction, and hate. People sitting in sidewalk cafes, looking at the Eifel Tower, or at a concert, being bombed and shot by greasy monkeys who invaded the country without even a hall pass.
I took a full day before writing this article. One reason was to gather information, and frankly, I wound up in a local pub, drinking beer, eating chicken wings, and discussing the event with army vets, including one who was in counter intelligence at Fort Hood. I learned a lot, and they were madder than I was.
The Obama administration has too long turned a blind eye to radical Islam. There, I said it. He refuses to even say ISIS, preferring ISIL. I suppose ISIL is a homogenized version, more politically correct. He makes asinine statements for the cameras while Joe Biden stands to his right, slightly behind with that look in his eye like he knows what’s going on, but he works for Obama and knows where his bread is buttered. And Kerry, don’t get me started. If that isn’t the Three Stooges I’m not a white boy from Austin.
So, we were presented with streets littered with body parts as our Commander in Chief, and I use the term loosely, pondered if this was a terrorist attack or just a bunch of drunk school boys on a lark. They try to be careful in what they say, but there is a vast gulf between walking on egg shells, and not going into the room at all. Obama’s first response would be like FDR saying, “We’re not going to judge the great nation of Japan because of the actions of a few guys in airplanes.” No! Friday, November 13, 2015, a day that will live in infamy. . .
On the one hand I would ask the various governments in Europe, what did you expect? It was so cool, so chic, to let hoodlums come barreling into your country. It was so arrogant to poke fun at Texas for wanting to secure our border. It was so exclusive to feed, house, and cater to these people. How cool is it now? When Hitler decided to make bratwurst of all the Jews in Europe America came running. Well, our very PC government has fixed that. It’ll take some work to mount an offensive now.
So, what do we do? Well, first off Obama needs to act like a president. I mean, he gets a check, lives in public housing, and even has a plane. Time to give back. Right now he needs to be on the phone with the heads of the European Union, getting their commitment. He needs to convince them that just as in WWII, all civilized nations need to stand together. Then, he needs to go before Congress, not the UN, and ask for a declaration of war to exist between this coalition and ISIS. ISIS has claimed territory, founded a government, and dispatched armed soldiers in attacks on other nations. Formal war is needed.
The leaders of this union need to decide if this will be traditional war, or if a nuclear response may be required. I know, I know, what about all the innocent people there? Well, the way I understand it, all the innocent people are already gone. Ya’ll called them “refugees.” In two or three short moves, Russia and the US can turn the ISIS territory into a sea of glass. Hey, isn’t a “glass sea” mentioned in Revelation? Don’t get me started.
When It’s all over, and the crimes against humanity trials are over, Islam needs to be wiped from the earth. You may swat them bees now. Islam is not a religion, it is a political system. When WWII was over nobody in their right mind used the phrase “moderate Nazi.” You know, they ones who didn’t kill any Jews, just kept up with the gold teeth. Yeah, those guys. If you believe in “Moderate Islam,” I suggest you reach way up there, grab your ears, and give a hard tug until you hear a “pop.” After you wash your hair, you will find that all your back problems are gone, and you can see much clearer.
If the nations of the world do not move on this then all is lost. If we are all too politically correct to “correct” this, then the Muslims will win. Islam is designed to subvert and destroy civilization. That’s how it is, folks. In ever poker game there is a “call.” It’s time we call Islam. How far does insanity have to go before we react? I think there will be a war. I think that it will be terrible, but it’s been coming for a long time. History will record that WWIII began with the Battle of Paris.
Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

Cowboys and Fairies

Utah just keeps coming up aces. I was looking for something to chew on today and lo and behold the right honorable Judge Scott Johansen of Price, Utah just handed me a daisy. He raised the concerns of The Utah Division of Child and Family services when he removed a baby from the foster care of two lesbians and placed it with a more, shall we say, normal couple. The two faggots, or rather fagesses were in a routine hearing when the judge brought the hammer down. They are part of a group now allowed to foster stemming from the SCOTUS ruling allowing rainbow flags for everyone. I told you people about Porter, didn’t I? First the Mormon prophet clarified the Church stance on this kind of thing, and now a judge has cemented that position. The lawyers up there are saying that they believe the judge’s religion views may have influenced his ruling. You think?
Nobody wants to call this what it is. Well, that’s my job. Doc Greene said I’m an equal opportunity offender so here goes. Homosexuals should not be raising kids. Why? Because their homosexual, that’s why. What kind of life is the kid going to have? Go to school and all the other kids have a normal home, and they’re the one with two mommies, or two daddies. You know, the couple no one looks at during a PTA meeting. The Mafia hit man, Ice Man, once got next to a victim in a crowded night club by dressing gay because he’d observed the previous night that no one would look directly at a gay couple dancing. Popped the guy with a needle and his death ruled a heart attack until years later with the Ice Man told about it on an HBO special. That’s how weird gays really are! And a kid is saddled with that?
Utah is a great big pool of common decency. The liberal left is so into PC that when a man stands up for that decency, and calls it what it really is they lose their minds. I’d marry a girl from Utah except for two things; I drink whiskey and smoke cigars. Of course the Gay Alliance is all over this. It remains to be seen how the judge’s ruling holds up, but please note in my humble opinion 99.99 percent of the population up there is on the judge’s side, but we’ve already seen the will of the people means absolutely nothing to the Obama administration. If he had two daughters they’d look like the foster parents. Wait, he does have two daughters, but I digress.
My former sister in law got married in Utah last night. She married a man, which was very politically incorrect, but a woman officiated so I guess it’ll pass in the whacked out world of LGBT order. There is a fight coming, and brothers and sisters, them Mormons ain’t gonna back off on this. We’re about to play cowboys and fairies. There is a lot at stake. Just like I said last week, Utah is a great prize for the gays. Remember when Wendy Davis tried to turn Texas blue? Well, the LGBT is trying to turn Utah pink. If you think that’s going to happen have I got a temple for you, and it’s on sale!

Simple Ol’ Boy From Austin

Can’t Touch This

Years ago, in another life, I was a devout Catholic. I wasn’t kidding. I was a fired up believer, complete with holy water, Rosary, the whole nine yards. I met a girl named Susan. Susan was a mystic. She had visions, wrote prophesy, and smelled like roses. I was enthralled. By and by Father Ev talked to me about her, asking if I knew her. I told him that I did. He asked if I’d been with her during her visions. Of course! Then he asked if I’d seen Mary, or heard her voice, and I had to admit that outside of a few rose smells I had not. “Good,” Father Ev replied, “because that’s schizophrenia!” Thus began my decent into heresy.

I frequently write about my views on organized religion. Now, I’ve been accused of being an Atheist, which I am not. I’m very aware that for all of our technology, science, and study, we simply cannot make a leaf. There is simply too much involved in the universe to ascribe it to chance. You can’t blow a tornado through a junk yard and come out the other side with a Mercedes. I believe that if Jesus were not a real person that we would have invented Him.

I cannot call Islam an organized religion. Let’s look at the source. An old man, in a cave, in the desert, who saw an angel. Please note Father Ev’s idea cited above. First off this man was illiterate. As his “revelations” continued they seemed to follow the course of his life, i.e. the Satanic Verses where he gave credence to three “goddesses” and later decided that they were massagers of the devil. Having been through a few little she-devils myself, I totally understand this. After Mohammed’s death there was a split in Islam almost before his body was cold. His words, and even casual conversation over dinner were collected and codified into the Qu’ran, and the Sayings of Mohammed. Of course you can’t understand any of this unless you know Arabic, which Muslims believe is the most perfect language, a view they share with the Jews in their view about Hebrew.

With the passing of over fourteen hundred years, and the little dots representing inflection, vowels, etc, the understanding of the Qu’ran is solely in the hands of whomever is interpreting at the time. Then, you have to wade through the explanations of little issues like marrying little girls, making love to goats, and of course stoning beautiful women for looking good in a swim suit. Even the Nazis liked pretty girls! There is no theology in the Qu’ran. If I borrowed as many passages from previous publications as Mohammed did from the Torah, and the Bible, even the Greeks, I’d get my shirt sued off. Now that’s a fact, people. This guy wasn’t even a good writer, and it took his followers almost four hundred years to untangle the Suras and put them into a book. I know this rubs Muslims wrong, but I’m going to be blunt. If you’re going to be a “Prophet” you have to be quicker than a drunk guitar player from Austin, ok?

When you step onto the world stage, and start making statements for people to live by you’re always going to get a guy like me who will jack you up. You can’t cut everybody’s head off. The west is positioned against the proponents of Islam, and I don’t buy into all this end of time stuff, but I do believe that the world has just about had enough of the daily videos of people being burned alive, little girls being sold into slavery, people just walking across international borders because they can, and having to bow down and kiss the sandals of all these wetbacks. My eye is on the Germans. They still have the ovens, people, and they’re still German. Don’t forget Putin. The entire west is waking up. America needs to wake up. I could make this article ten more pages, but it will only become redundant. When it all comes down it will be terrible. When it’s over the Arabs will be back selling rugs where they really belong. Between Texas oil, and Russian oil Saudi Arabia will be as broke as M. C. Hammer, but his words are profound. Can’t Touch This!